Archive for October, 2008

MAVERICK PALIN ENDORSES OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Washington, D.C. – With only days to go before Americans go to the polls to elect a new President, Sarah Palin has dropped a bombshell that could change not only the landscape of the next four years, but the state of American politics forever. She has endorsed rival Barack Obama for president. Scrape TV

JESSE JACKSON CREDITS BIN LADEN FOR OBAMA SUCCESS

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Washington, D.C. – Controversy has long followed Jesse Jackson and the civil rights advocate has always embraced the chaos he has sparked. Whether as a result of ego or an orchestrated guerrilla activism, Jackson has made a major impact on the American social and political landscape. Jackson has potentially sparked a new controversy by declaring that Barack Obama’s run for President is a direct result of the influence of Osama Bin Laden and the attacks of 9/11. Scrape TV

ALASKANS EXCITED TO FINALLY BE A PART OF THE UNION

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Anchorage, AK – With Governor Sarah Palin a part of so much of the public’s consciousness Alaskans are starting to see themselves in a whole new light. No more are Alaskans seeing themselves as outcasts or somehow separate from the rest of the country, Alaskans are finally seeing themselves as part of the United States. Scrape TV

PLATINUM DUNES ANNOUNCES PLANS TO REMAKE EVERY HORROR MOVIE EVER RELEASED

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Hollywood, CA – With three remakes of classic horror movies behind them, and at least three more in active development, Platinum Dunes has announced an ambitious plan to remake every horror movie ever released over the next fifteen years. Co-founder Michael Bay made the announcement on Tuesday. Scrape TV

MCDONALDS UK TO INTRODUCE CUCUMBER SANDWICH COMBO TO MENU

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

London, U.K. – In an effort to bring a little green into the grease-laden diet of Britons, McDonald’s has announced plans to introduce a staple of the British diet as a regular menu item in the restaurants across the country. Cucumber sandwiches will begin appearing at McDonald’s in England, Wales, and Scotland over the next few months after a successful trial in a number of small market. Scrape TV

Trainspotting Literally

Monday, October 27th, 2008

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ACORN ENCOURAGING NON EXISTENT REGISTRANTS TO ACTUALLY VOTE

Monday, October 27th, 2008

New Orleans, LA – Already embroiled in controversy over possible fraudulent voter registration, Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) is reportedly encouraging those fictional voters they have registered to actually vote on November 4th. Scrape TV

VIVID TO PRODUCE FILM BASED ON THE LIFE OF ANNE FRANK

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Los Angeles, CA – In an effort to wrest dollars away from the ever growing amateur adult market, Vivid Entertainment has announced plans to start a new line of films based on historical events and raising the bar on traditional film elements such as production values and screenwriting. The new division will be called Vivid Classics. Scrape TV

SARAH PALIN HAS FEELINGS HURT OVER CLOTHING CONTROVERSY, NO ONE APOLOGIZES

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

Washington D.C. - “It’s kind of painful to be criticized for something when all the facts are not out there and are not reported,” said Sarah Palin. “I think Hillary Clinton was held to a different standard in her primary race. Do you remember the conversations that took place about her, say superficial things that they don’t talk about with men, her wardrobe and her hairstyles, all of that? That’s a bit of that double standard.” Scrape TV

MICHAEL JACKSON UNDERGOES SURGERY TO HAVE CREEPINESS REMOVED

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Los Angeles, CA – Of all the surgeries Michael Jackson has gone in his utterly remarkable transformation his newest may be the most important in altering his outward image and possibly resurrecting his faltering career and reputation. Scrape TV