Archive for August, 2008

HURRICANE GUSTAV SENDS RESIDENTS FLEEING, SWEDISH VISITOR CONFUSED

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

New Orleans, LA – With Hurricane Gustav bearing down on the Louisiana coast, the city of New Orleans is reliving a very painful memory. The mandatory evacuation issued on Sunday has forced a massive evacuation of the city in an attempt to prevent the tragedy of Katrina just three years ago. One man though, a visitor from Sweden, was at first confused by the situation. Scrape TV

The Ninja Army is Awesome

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

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STUDY POINTS TO BRAIN CHEMICAL INVOLVED IN OBESITY

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Washington, D.C. – Researchers have discovered a chemical in the brains of overweight people that may play a role in appetite control and obesity. The finding may lead o new drugs that could aid overweight people in losing weight and controlling food intake. Scrape TV

DEMOCRATS JUMP ON MCCAIN’S GIRLY PICK

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Washington, D.C. – With Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin the official choice for John McCain’s running mate, the democratic knives are already out. The largely inexperienced Palin has already become the centrepiece of the Democratic assault, with her greenhorn status and her gender being the primary targets. Scrape TV

GOOGLE REPUBLISHING STEVE JOBS OBITUARY

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Mountain View, CA – Bloomberg’s accidental publishing of a obituary for Apple CEO Steve Jobs set fans and stockholders panicking this morning, only to be calmed when the publication retracted the notice. One company though saw the mistake as a brief moment of hope and Google is trying to bring back that feeling. Scrape TV

WOULD-BE OBAMA ASSASSINS GAIN SUPPORT FROM MADD

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Denver, CO – Three men arrested in an apparent plot to assassinate Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama appear to have been less of a threat and more of a group of meth addicts in need of driving lessons.     Scrape TV

KENNEDY’S DRAMATIC RETURN A LET DOWN AT DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Denver, CO – While the much hyped appearance of Senator Ted Kennedy, just two months after surgery for brain Cancer, excited many at the Pepsi Center, some convention goers were left a little let down, expecting a different Kennedy altogether. Scrape TV

GEORGIA TECH RESEARCHERS AIM TO PUT TONGUES IN CONTROL OF DEVICES

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Atlanta, GA – Researchers at Georgia Tech University have begun developing a new magnetic, tongue based computer control system aimed at aiding the disabled. The system is designed to allow users to transform their tongue and teeth as a virtual keyboard, allowing for hands free manipulation of computer devices. Scrape TV

PRINCESS DIANA TRIBUTES STILL ANNOYING AFTER ELEVEN YEARS

Sunday, August 24th, 2008

London, England – On the eve of the eleventh anniversary of her death, the tributes to the late Princess of Wales are still showing no signs of letting up in her native country. Scrape TV

6 THINGS WE’D LIKE TO SEE IN THE NEXT GENERATION OF VIDEOGAME SPECULATION

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

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