RUPERT MURDOCH SAYS NEWS SERVICES MUST SHAKE FREE OF REPORTERS AND EDITORS

November 18th, 2008

New York, N.Y. – Media titan Rupert Murdoch has a message of hope for news organizations and dire warning if those organizations do not take heed. Speaking at a lecture series sponsored by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, Murdoch talked about the new age of news distribution and what companies will need to do to survive .Scrape TV

REPUBLICAN PARTY MULLS MAKEOVER; VOWS TO SHED RED

November 17th, 2008

Washington, D.C. – Faced with one of the greatest defeats in their history, The Republican Party is taking a very keen look inwards in an effort to reorganize and regroup. While fundamentals such as policy and communication are high on the list of priorities, party officials have decided that aesthetics will be the primary focus. Scrape TV

MADELEINE MCCANN RENEWS CALL FOR HELP FINDING PARENTS

November 16th, 2008

Lisbon, Portugal – After a year and a half absence, young Madeleine McCann is renewing calls to have her missing parents returned to her safe and sound. Madeleine has been separated from her parents since May 7 2007 after wandering away from a resort hotel in the Algarve region of Portugal. Since that time, despite a massive worldwide manhunt, Madeleine has not been able to reconnect with her parents. Scrape TV

SPAM SALES UP; CANNIBALISM AVOIDED FOR NOW

November 15th, 2008

Austin, MN – With the economy continuing to slide, Americans are turning more and more to affordable alternatives for everyday items. While demand for luxury items like televisions and video games continue to slide, food consumption has remained stable and discount food manufacturers are reaping the benefit, at least for now, Scrape TV

The Hills have Eyes literally

November 14th, 2008

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Ghostbusters Literally

November 13th, 2008

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CABLE NETWORKS JOIN FORCES FOR POLITICAL ANALYST CHARITY

November 12th, 2008

New York, NY – Cable network giants CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC have put aside their differences and ratings battles to give aid to those who have given so much to their networks during the recent election campaigns. The three channels have Networks for Political Pundits, NPP, to help those analysts that have been put out of work by the recent election. Scrape TV

WASILLA ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO GIVE SARAH PALIN HONOURARY THIRD GRADE DIPLOMA

November 11th, 2008

Wasilla, AK – Still smarting from the losing the election, Governor Sarah Palin has begun to find herself at the receiving end of the backlash from the failed campaign. Anonymous insiders from the McCain campaign claim that among other things Palin did not know which countries were a part of NAFTA and that Africa is a continent, not a country. Palin lashed out at the talk. Scrape TV

KIM JONG-IL NOT DEAD, DECLARES NORTH KOREA ONE NATION UNDER HIP-HOP

November 10th, 2008

Pyongyang, North Korea – With reports of a severe illness having debilitated the North Korean leader, the spin machine in the isolated nation has been working in overdrive. From constant denials to apparently doctored photographs, the government has been doing everything it can to show the world that the ‘Dear Leader’ is alive and well. Now, Kim has appeared on national television to prove he is alive and well, and made a shocking change in the politics of the entire country. Scrape TV

KOOL-AID PLANS CELEBRATIONS FOR THIRTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF JONESTOWN MASSACRE

November 9th, 2008

Chicago, IL – While Kool-Aid has been a staple in most American households for decades, the greatest claim to fame that the drink has ever had is almost its most notorious. For the first time the company has decided to embrace that notoriety with a thirtieth anniversary Jonestown edition of the pre-packaged drink. Scrape TV